The Name of This Blog is Secret

Once again - you are what you eat?

This was sent to me by Nabu - a rather strange sighting of the book. Here is his note:

This makes me happy! Someone has some sense! Eating the book! That's the solution! Protect the world, eat the book!

How strange! I mean - the cover art is very attractive, and looks quite delicious. I'd suggest a "Warning - do not eat!" label, but the "do not read" labels are already being overlooked.   

A GALACTIC SIGHTING

Like all tempting items that are not good for you, my books should be kept as far away from people as possible.  But outer space?  My secret science correspondent, Nabu H'orre, writes: "The other day, I was looking through my telescope.... what I found was very distressing. Take a look." I only hope the little green men haven't discovered the Secret!  

 

A SUBATOMIC SECRET!?

A member of my secret team of scientist spies--codename Nabu Horr'e (also the creator of the Secret Series Wiki)--just sent this mysterious and distressing photo taken no doubt through an electron microscope. Make of the image what you will. He writes:

Oh no...... the minute i saw this photo, I knew that you were in trouble...... you know how those tiny people cant keep a secret!!! The world is in danger!

Nabu Horr'e

DIESEL BOOKSTORE: THE FIRST SIGHTING!

Yes, it's true.  One of my secret spies has sent me this piece of damning evidence--my third book, THIS BOOK IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, is now available.  In a bookstore.  To the public.  They've even put up a floor display! Needless to say, I'm very distraught.  This particular picture, the first sighting of Book Three, comes from DIESEL BOOKSTORE in the Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angeles. A wonderful independent bookstore full of interesting worthwhile books.  Or so I thought.  As it turns, out they're pedaling my reckless irresponsible and very dangerous series.  If you're in West Los Angeles (or Malibu or Oakland) please visit the store and give them a piece of your mind.  By the way, their Secret Series floor display seems to have been signed "Shh!!! Pseud Bosch."  Could this have been the Impostor at work?!  We all know I would never show my face in a bookstore myself...

NEW SIGHTING: THE TOWER OF BABEL...

My secret friends at Hunter College Elementary have just sent me this alarming photo from New York City.  It looks as though some mischievous daredevil has erected a tower of books on top of the Empire State Building.  Now the THE NAME OF THIS BOOK IS SECRET is the highest stacking (although perhaps still not the highest selling) book in the world! Who will be brave enough to knock the books down down before the whole world sees them and the secret is revealed to everyone? KING KONG WHERE ARE YOU??