Elaine, a librarian, sent me this chocolate math.
The chocolate - it isn't just heaven on earth, it can also figure out how old you are. Give it a try.
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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Don't tell me
your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE
MATH
This is
pretty neat.
Work this out
as you read ..
Be sure you
don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
1. First of
all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply
it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ...
If you haven't,add 1758..
6... Now
subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have athree digit number
The
first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times
you want to have chocolate each week).
The
next two numbers are
YOUR AGE!
(Oh YES, it is!!!)
2009 IS THE ONLY YEARIT WILL EVER WORK,
SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate
Calculator.
The Name of this Book is Secret
If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
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