I have returned! And I come bearing bad news.
The bad news is:
MORE BAD NEWS TO COME!
STAY TUNED!!!
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Here's another bit of bad news (but don't worry, more to come):THIS BOOK IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU - the paperback! on sale now. Just debuted on IndieBound bestseller list:

http://www.bookweb.org/files/open/files/lists/indielistfull.pdf

PS: Thing will be transblogriphying soon. Watch this space.