EMAIL OF THE DAY

Mr Bosch,

My name is- actually, refer to me as "Enigma' and I have a few things I have to say about your books.

 As a member of the Terces Society- a society, I find your books the worst things I have read in my life- and I am a very avid reader!  The series I read before, entitled " Why the World Should Have a Very Strong Hatred for Dark Imported Chocolate" was so much better!

  I will not risk everything I own to spoil something for you. I will not. Nope. Nope. Not for anything in the world.

   Fine. One teeny time  Just don't tell anyone, okay? Good. 

 I, like you, have a small tendency to not be able to keep a secret. So ready? Lean in close. On second thought, don't bang your head on the whatchamacallit- oh- computer- screen. 

Now, as part of my job, as you, of all people, know very well, I often am obliged to play devil's advocate. But, in all honest-goodness truth- I am not a good liar. I really think your books are the best thing since... uh...since... the best thing ever!

Seriously, don't keep ki-I mean, people -waiting. Tell us the Secret! Now! Hurry up! Oh, never mind. You won't. You'll just have cliffhangers until we all fall off. 

Hurry and tell us, or I'll steal all your chocolate, cheese, and chess sets. Am I changing your mind?

 I should finish this before I have to deal with a Midnight Sun... representative. 

Don't tell anybody I wrote this.

  Truthfully (mostly),

 Enigma