A message from Nabu...

Has the Midnight Sun taken sides in the Mac vs PC debate?  Is it only a coincidence that Microsoft and the Midnight Sun have the same initials?  I recently received the following missive from Special Agent Nabu Horr'e.  I cannot verify its accuracy.  It's always possible that Nabu is a victim of a double-cross, whether perpetrated by the Midnight Sun or Apple Computers.  Is Windows being unfairly smeared?  You decide. Here's the message from Nabu in full:

URGENT NEWS!

I knew Window was terrible, unreliable and evil, but not this much! Turns out, Windows was a Midnight Sun invention. Evidence is attached. Even more reason to stop Windows and its slow computers!