The Name of this Book is Secret
If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
This Book Is Not Good For You
Dear Campers:
Your lives are in danger!
It has come to my attention that a group of innocent young people (whom I will hereafter refer to as "you") have become the unwitting victims of a terrible plot in the form of a summer camp called The Name of This Camp is Secret--located at the Little Shop of Stories in the seemingly idyllic town of Decatur, Georgia. I know the Little Shop of Stories seems like a cozy and wonderful place full of great books and nice people but... DO NOT TRUST ANYBODY THERE! I am not certain about your counselor Marcy--she may or not be who she says she is. (Q: Is she wearing white gloves? If not, are those REALLY her hands?) But I can tell you with certainty that the man who calls himself Justin is the not the real Justin but in fact Justin's EVIL TWIN. He is a member of that diabolical association called the Midnight Sun. Proof? Did he or did he not lead you to an old comic book about a secret underwater entity known by the name Elusa??? The Elusans held the secret to eternal life that the Midnight Sun has so long been seeking--and that the Midnight Sun will do anything to get. This man must be stopped! And his twin, the real Justin, must be rescued. I'm depending on you. If you succeed, you shall all become honorary members of the Terces Society. If you fail, well, I can only hope you survive with the use of all your limbs. Good luck!
And save some of Cass's Super-chip Trail Mix for me--at least the chocolate part!
Secretly yours, PB
